News Roundup

• Obama and Biden are stressing for people to use the free money they get for no reason wisely. Here is the article, from Boston.com. I dunno. There's just something that makes me laugh when Obama and Biden are stressing intelligent spending. If only the government were held to the same standard.
• Can anyone explain this one to me? New Jersey is trying to ban Brazilian bikini waxing. Um, how the hell does whether or not you shave below the equator have any impact on the government? Apparently two women filed lawsuits after being hospitalized after undergoing a Brazilian wax. Wasn't it their choice to get the thing done in the first place? I could probably write a 50 page entry ranting about this, but I'll save you the trouble. My last question though....why does NJ even have a "Board of Cosmotology and Hairstyling??" I don't need anyone from New Jersey telling me what looks good, thank you very much.
• Apparently, there is a 14 year old kid who is the "Future of the GOP." And no, they aren't talking about Bobby Jindal. A 14 year old, homeschooled kid gave a 3 minute speech Conservative Political Action Conference and has written a book. Cute story, but honestly, doesn't it take more to become president than giving some good speeches and writing a book? Don't you need experience and something beyond rhetoric? Oh, wait...nevermind.
• According to a recent Zogby poll, Obama is still doing well in terms of popularity. If a Zogby poll says it, you should trust it; he is the only pollster I fully trust. As much as I dislike Obama's philosophies, I suppose it's good for the country to have a president they like. We'll just see how much everyone likes him when we get taxed back to the stone age.